Posts Tagged "our daughters"

Our Daughters

by on Dec 3, 2013 in Short Fiction | 1 comment

Because we do not approve of you having sex with our high school daughters, we have equipped their vaginas with automatic intrusion alarms. Once triggered, these alarms will screech out at unbearable volumes, transmit emergency GPS information to the nearest security forces, and...

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