Posts Tagged "merrie haskell"

Zebulon Vance Sings the Alphabet Songs of Love

by on Feb 5, 2013 in Short Fiction | 1 comment

by Merrie Haskell   I am Robot!Ophelia. I will not die for love tonight. **** The noon show is the three-hour 1858 Booth production. The most fashionable historical war remains the First American Civil. Whenever FACfans discover that Lincoln’s assassin played Horatio, they simply must come and gawk at this titillating replica of their favorite villain playing no one’s favorite character. FACfans love authenticity. To the delight of Robot!Hamlet, today’s clients insist that Edwin Booth stride the stage beside his more famous brother. Most performances, Robot!Hamlet remains unused in the charging closet, for the first law in our business is...

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